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Topic ID 6568

17/05/2012 by Ewoowar

Is strong lager compulsory at 'the bench'?

I'm just wondering.........if I want to sit at the bench by the bus stop near the theatre is it compulsory to drink strong lager?


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Reply ID 87904

17/05/2012 by Razor

Seems to be the case most times I pass this location.


Reply ID 87905

17/05/2012 by Forbes

Maybe its overspill from the Castle grounds!


Reply ID 87907

17/05/2012 by Steve

quote:
Originally posted by Forbes
Maybe its overspill from the Castle grounds!
And Hartham. If I'm not mistaken, these residents are well known to police.


Reply ID 87908

17/05/2012 by dutch knight

Is there a public drinking ban in the castle grounds?(alcohol drinking) So,as this bench is outside of that area,then,this is why,perhaps?


Reply ID 87909

17/05/2012 by dutch knight

Anyway,it is tradition that the benchs around the castle are used this way,going back to the 1980s,Danny and his fellow reprobates were always on these benchs [:)]


Reply ID 87910

17/05/2012 by Steve

quote:
Originally posted by dutch knight
Is there a public drinking ban in the castle grounds?(alcohol drinking) So,as this bench is outside of that area,then,this is why,perhaps?
The whole of the town centre is a designated area where public consumption of alcohol is banned [img]../images/forum/alcohol-zone.jpg[/img]


Reply ID 87911

17/05/2012 by Capitalist piglet

Ah.. The Hertford Wine & Cheese Society; they really should have got that lottery grant...


Reply ID 88115

26/05/2012 by kevsaunders

Actually if you read the signs, drinking is perfectly legal anywhere in Hertford because the East Herts Council signs say that it's an alcohol-free zone 'in contravention of the Criminal Justice Act'. Have a look. I'm not kidding. I think the ****wits meant to say 'in compliance'.


Reply ID 88117

26/05/2012 by shunt

quote:
Originally posted by kevsaunders
Actually if you read the signs, drinking is perfectly legal anywhere in Hertford because the East Herts Council signs say that it's an alcohol-free zone 'in contravention of the Criminal Justice Act'. Have a look. I'm not kidding. I think the ****wits meant to say 'in compliance'.
Made worse by the accidentally appropriate title of CRIMINAL Justice Act. Strangely no-one was ever arrested for imposing that.


Reply ID 91123

20/11/2012 by Ewoowar

Is this a record? On Saturday afternoon the Hertford Wine and Cheese Society had a full meeting........three on the bench, five next to the bench in the bus stop and one staggering next to it holding a can. Nine members. A splendid showing. And it must have been a good meeting as on Sunday there was but a sole member at the bus stop who asked me, "Where's the f*cking taxi?", as I walked past. By Monday they had moved on to a patch by the remains of St Mary the Less. Only five of the club but still a good turnout.


Reply ID 91128

20/11/2012 by buzz

One day last week I wanted to catch the 333 bus from the stop by the Castle to Bengeo. It was raining, and the members of the cheese & wine society occupied the entire bus shelter. They are pretty canny about drinking alcohol. A number of them had Lucozade type bottles, but I don't think it was Lucozade in the bottles!


Reply ID 91138

20/11/2012 by Darcy Sarto

quote:
Originally posted by Ewoowar
Is this a record? On Saturday afternoon the Hertford Wine and Cheese Society had a full meeting........three on the bench, five next to the bench in the bus stop and one staggering next to it holding a can. Nine members. A splendid showing. And it must have been a good meeting as on Sunday there was but a sole member at the bus stop who asked me, "Where's the f*cking taxi?", as I walked past. By Monday they had moved on to a patch by the remains of St Mary the Less. Only five of the club but still a good turnout.
I noticed them by the remains on Monday too. Perhaps they were discussing a way to make the new restoration blend in by application of some uniquely produced solvents?


Reply ID 91175

21/11/2012 by aubend

Without wanting to sound like an avid Daily Mail reader - how do these characters afford to be able to sit around all day drinking?


Reply ID 91177

21/11/2012 by blacklab

state benefits out of our taxes


Reply ID 91181

21/11/2012 by Forbes

They even get a free bus pass!


Reply ID 91182

21/11/2012 by Darcy Sarto

quote:
Originally posted by aubend
Without wanting to sound like an avid Daily Mail reader - how do these characters afford to be able to sit around all day drinking?
Perhaps they are all real life Dolphus Raymonds?


Reply ID 91188

22/11/2012 by shunt

quote:
Originally posted by aubend
Without wanting to sound like an avid Daily Mail reader - how do these characters afford to be able to sit around all day drinking?
Isn't that the point? Drinking is about the cheapest vice there is. One can get very, very dronk for about a twentieth of the cost of a normal night out with friends. 6 cans of strong lager for £5 and that's your social life.


Reply ID 91196

22/11/2012 by Ewoowar

quote:
Originally posted by shunt
quote:
Originally posted by aubend
Without wanting to sound like an avid Daily Mail reader - how do these characters afford to be able to sit around all day drinking?
Isn't that the point? Drinking is about the cheapest vice there is. One can get very, very dronk for about a twentieth of the cost of a normal night out with friends. 6 cans of strong lager for £5 and that's your social life.
'dronk'. [:D]


Reply ID 91232

23/11/2012 by Rabbit Rabbit

quote:
Originally posted by dutch knight
Anyway,it is tradition that the benchs around the castle are used this way,going back to the 1980s,Danny and his fellow reprobates were always on these benchs [:)]
After all these years Danny is still mentioned; many (most) of us will die and be forgotten, but Danny's name still comes up. The lesson is, if you want to be remembered in Hertford, don't become a Mayor, or a Town Councillor, hit the bottle big time. That will make your name stick around. So here's to Danny, famous in life and in death; long may he be remembered.


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